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You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Shinier than yours, meatbag. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!

Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Hello, little man. I will destroy you! We don’t have a brig. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Bite my shiny metal ass. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

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